This week on Being The Elite —
This week’s episode was significantly shorter than usual and focused on building to The Young Bucks & Jon Moxley vs. Kenny Omega & The Good Brothers on this week’s AEW Dynamite.
The cold open —
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Matt Hardy introduced his faction as the Hardy Family Office and promised to continue taking out The Dark Order.
The Elite —
The build to Dynamite’s six-man tag continued. Don Callis was shown confronting Matt Jackson on last week’s Dynamite, The Bucks and Jon Moxley went after Omega and The Good Brothers, and Matt and Nick looked at themselves in the mirror, looking to get their old killer instinct back. Old BTE clips were shown from Matt and Nick’s time in ROH and NJPW.
Dark Order —
Alex Reynolds provided an update on John Silver’s shoulder injury. He said that Silver’s shoulder is okay, but that John is pregnant. 10 claimed to be the father.
5 said that he can get his penis surgically re-attached provided he keeps it on ice. He carried around a glass of ice water with a shrimp in it. 10 stomped on the shrimp.
The Good Brothers —
Gallows went blind from masturbating too much.
Miscellaneous bits —
Highlights from Arcade Anarchy on Dynamite were shown.